The Bloodhound Gang is an American alternative rock band from Quakertown, Pennsylvania. Their songs typically have humorous and off-beat, often satirical lyrics. The group formed in 1992. Bloodhound Gang has sold a combined total of more than 6 million albums.
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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert . That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five h
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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
"a" is for "apple". "b" is for "balloons". "c" is for "crayons". "d" is for "drum". Like my scrotum here it is in a n
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Along Comes Mary
Every time I think that . I'm the only one who's lonely. Someone calls on me. And every now and then . I spend my time at rhyme and verse. And curse those faults in me. And then along comes Mary. A
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Asleep At The Wheel
Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous . Break curfew new trip ensues . You never know Bloodhounds just go . Pack backpack up for down the road . No change of clothes but change for tolls . Pack of No-D
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Boom
Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track . Stop as we drop this bomb . Blow up this place like another Vietnam . Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome . Back up son give me room g
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Coo Coo Ca Choo
Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are. You are a hollywood star you're the high priestess by far. And you know this tune's for you we call it coo coo ca choo. And it's a very brief description
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Fire Water Burn
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire . The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire . The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire . We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn . Burn motherfucker burn
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Go Down
Step back cause the bass is fuzzin'. Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the dirty dozen. Alley oop here comes the slam i know where I stand. I'm feelin' like Anthrax cause you know O'm the man. Yea I du
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Going Nowhere Slow
Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand . That a-hole bands have a-hole fans . Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame . Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same .
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Hell Yeah
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!. We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!. . Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. If I were God there would
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I hope You die
You must die I alone am best!. I hope ya flip some guy the bird. He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve. In front of the Beatles' tour bus. A Bookmobile and a Mack truck. Hauling hazardous bio
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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter . My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class . Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass . I
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I'm The Least You Could Do
It always sucks refolding the kind of map.
Needed when i get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact.
Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb.
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It ain't your mind yo
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It's Tricky
This beat is my recital . I think it's very vital . To rock a rhyme . That's right on time . It's tricky tricky yo here we go . It's tricky to rock a rhyme . To rock a rhyme that's right on time .
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K.I.D.S. Incorporated
?? let's try again.
This time we're sloppy.
Like child birth!.
Where's my fucking bass guitar?.
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Everybody Look Around Hear The Sound .
Something Specials Gonna Come Your Way.
We Got
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Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog . Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg . Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God . Cause girl I'll get you panting lik
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Legend In My Spare Time
Ashes to ashes and funks to funky. Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky. And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe. Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy. Cause I'm a Loch Ness a Loch Ness
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Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out)
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out . Do you still go to raves? . Do you think that Christ saves? . Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? . Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? .
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Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out!.
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Do you still go to raves?,
Do you think that Christ saves?,
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?,
Do you contemplate what a grap
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Magna Cum Nada
Why try? I'm that guy. Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye". Put away ‘cause he wasn't all there. Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare. Me to him not a liver but wurst. Been much be
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Mama Say
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on. Yummy down on yummy down on this down on. Yummy down on yummy down on this down on. Yummy down on yummy down on this down on. Ouch it won't reach my mouth.
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Mama's Boy
Hello frank, Hello mother dear. Hi, ..., what are you doin'. I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina. Oh, lima? like lima beans. How about that, that teenage witch, sabina. No, that's a
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Mope
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.. Yeah, Tupac Shaku
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No Hard Feelings
Ain't my job.
To fuck you on your birthday.
Ain't my job.
To fuck you on your birthday anymore.
Ain't my job.
To fuck you on your birthday.
Ain't my job.
To fuck you on your birthday
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No Rest For The Wicked
I get bombed much like Pearl Harbor. The price is white right and I'm Bob Barker. This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain on Jackie Onassis. All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses. Yes sir
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Nowhere Slow
Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand. That a-hole bands have a-hole fans. Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame. Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same. So
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One Way
Jimmy pop's not a pooper not a pauper but a popper. And i got more pop than orville redenbacher. And i got more gravy than the whole gravy train. When i'm kooky going loopy like a man insane. I won't
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Pennsylvania
We are "cop rock" we are screech.
We are z. cavaricci.
We are laser removed.
Tasmanian devil tattoos.
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We are third string we are puck.
We are special people's club.
We are the hal
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Rang Dang
Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling. Got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling. Now I'm wheeling dealing stealing Johnny's apple seeds. Slapped you with
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Right Turn Klyde
Times New Roman you know the type. Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype. Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me. Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me. Gave
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RSVP
Ooh, that was creepy. I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own ass. or scour my boobies off with a rusty SLS pad. or hump a piece of splintered ....
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She Ain't Got No Legs
Baby. Yeah. The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love. Tell her Daddy. The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp. Mmm, it's a mind blower. But now baby I miss ya I miss ya. I
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Shut Up
I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil . I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil . I get under your skin and I sebaceously form . I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay
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Take The Long Way Home
May I have your attention please?. May I have your attention please?. Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"?. He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed. Not a quote of what he wrot
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The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
May i have your attention please?. May i have your attention please?. Did you ever read voltaire's "candide"?. He says live life at benny hill freak out speed. Not a quote of what he wrot
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The Bad Touch
Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences. Between human beings and animals that you should know about. . I'd appreciate your input. S
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The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Dear Chasey Lain. I wrote to explain. I'm your biggest fan. I just wanted to ask. Could I eat your ass?. Write back as soon as you can. You've had a lotta dick. Had a lotta dick. I've had a lotta t
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The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope
"A" is for "Apple". "B" is for "Balloons". "C" is for "Crayons". "D" is for "Drum". . Like my scrotum here it is in a
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This Is Stupid
I was lonelier than kunta kinte at a merle haggard concert. That night i strolled on into uncle limpy's hump palace lookin' for love.. It had been a while.. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had
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Three Point One Four
My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be. Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me. Lefty? Yeah but that was alright. She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright. My
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Turn Clyde
Times New Roman you know the type. Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype. Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me. Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me. Gave
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Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby.
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Dog will hunt I'm the front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size.
Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go r
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We Are The Knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?. We are the knuckleheads. Who's the knuckleheads?. We are the knuckleheads. Who's the knuckleheads?. We are the knuckleheads. Who's the knuckleheads?. We're the knuckleheads.
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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me
Why is everbody always pickin' on me? .
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The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor .
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca .
The doctor said sir
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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
Why is everbody always pickin' on me? . The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor . He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca . The doctor said sir you're mi
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Yellow Fever
Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?. Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl. When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World. I was sweating lik
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Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
Yea well I sing like an amputee though . Why? . Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune . Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie . I've brought you a letter speedy delivery . Well Mr. McFeelie
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You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission. To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'. Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless. Until we brought skip o' pot2mus. And daddy's g
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Yummy Down On This
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on. Yummy down on yummy down on this down on. Yummy down on yummy down on this down on. Yummy down on yummy down on this down on. Ouch it won’t reach my mouth.
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