Come to me like i'm the doctorSay you need someone to talk ta'You want advice go ask your motherOne bad turn deserves another'cause i've been cursed with your infectionMakin' my head hurt makin' my eyes burnYou've taken me in the wrong directionAnd left me there with no protectionBad habits can be cured by cuttingThem outInfections can be cured by cuttingThem outMaybe you'll find a friend up in theRainbow roomIf you can dodge the drinks thatThey've been throwing at youAnyway, your boyfriend should beComing home soonThen you can hide your life awayBad habits can be cured by cuttingThem outInfections can be cured by cuttingThem outCome to me like i'm the doctorCome to me like i'm the doctorCome to me like i'm the doctorI am the doctorI am the doctor